Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
isn’t it weird to think that if you were raised differently, if you lived somewhere else, if you said yes to that boy who asked you out in eighth grade, or if you played a different sport your life would be completely different? One little thing, one little choice can change your entire life.
wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]
i picked up three of my favourite books from home and it was a great idea because i forgot how much I love them and i haven’t read them in ages but a bad one because now all i can do is read them and i get nothing else done
breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.
To the film director.
JUST LOOKING AT THE POSTERS MAKES ME ANGRY HOLY SHIT
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON ERAGON
I cried because of these movies
and thank god they didn’t keep doings movies after the adapting the firsts books
Guys aren’t we forgetting one
a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay