imagine harry being harry and saying something sassy to ron and hermione but they don’t find it funny
then three tables across the gryffindor’s, they hear draco laugh
So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.
And then there was this page.
And finally this absolute gem!
How amazing is this book?! I want one.
night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with
it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”
"Mountains? More like nothings"
"Nice try, giant worms.”
"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”
consent is a hell of a thing aint it
I’m constantly confused by the fact that so many people don’t realise both “Sam” and “Sammy” are nicknames
I read so much fic where “Sam Winchester” is on his headstone or official documentation or ID and I just
but Sam is his real name
(screen shot from 1x15, the police records on S&D)
"omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!"
"what, really? you like the reboot? you’re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you’ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?"
i think my favorite thing about this is that the light fixture looks like a tiny crown
Coulson exists in every Marvel Universe. He’s just not always in SHEILD. Sometimes he’s a mutant, so he ends up with the X-men. Sometimes he ends up in SWORD instead. Sometimes, he becomes a hero of his own, and his adventures play out right under our noses. And at least once he’s been a writer for in-universe Captain America comics.
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.