seabornunicorns:

sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

if u search ur url you can find all the asks people have posted from you, if they haven’t been deleted

actionables:

exclusive gif from Brazil vs. Germany game

actionables:

exclusive gif from Brazil vs. Germany game

(Source: actionables)

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

winterfuckingsoldier:

i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.

awwww-cute:

Synchronized waking up

awwww-cute:

Synchronized waking up

from-james-to-lily:

skinnyballerinas:

I love Harry’s face. Everyone else just kind of looks down, all serious, but Harry’s like “The fuck kind of school is this?!?”

#sassy harry at it again

(Source: doctorwhos)

australianpikachu:

who that, who that, E-G-G-Y

australianpikachu:

who that, who that, E-G-G-Y

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

erikloser:

stop taking bucky’s metal arm away

stop taking charles’ wheelchair away

stop taking clint’s hearing aids away

disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please

I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.

"Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"

"Nope, sorry Bucky.  By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids?  He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"

(Source: levicrpus)

will-grayson-will-gayson:

AU in which, at age 11, Harry Wizard is admitted to the secret Hogwarts School of Ceramics And Pottery
- “YER A POTTER, HARRY!”

the-forever-lost-halcyon:

• hand holding (in public as well would be nice)
• long hugs
• butt touches
• kissing (lots of that)
• phone calls and texting
• butt touches (I mentioned that but it’s important)
• long and stupid rambles
• sharing feelings (oh gosh what am I?)
• snuggles and spooning
• watch horror films together
• to feel wanted, loved and appreciated

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

aflowerthatbloomsinadversity:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

carolxdanvers:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

can’t be the new assassins creed, that’s a woman 

shots fired

(Source: pagets)

"If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?"
— Unknown (via sharkeisha)

(Source: witchury)